Have you ever met an orc lookin' sexy in plate
But she was AFK, DND or she ignored you (by mistake)
Let me tell ya'll a tale of my epic quest line
Maybe you can suggest something I can use next time
The way that I met her was in the battle grounds
She had long sword and and she was swingin' it around
I just ganked a gnome and I was drippin' with blood
She just got an execute crit on a dwarf and made a nice thud
I spammed BG chat "five inc at blacksmith"
I was hopin' she would run over so I could mack wit'
I inspected her gear, it was blah-blah-blah
She had 4/5 hateful and weapon from arena
Emote a couple slash licks and she was enthralled
I busted a slash flex
"Yeah right..." she snarled.
I started suggest we take lumber mill or farm
But she musta popped a trinket cause she was immune to my charm
Then when I asked, do ya have a plan, she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only came to defend..."
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

You, you got what I need but you say you just defend
And you say you just defend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say you just defend
But you say you just defend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say you just defend
But you say you just defend...

So I took blah-blah's word that she wasn't a nub
Staying on D doesn't make you a scrub
'cause I have I hate honor farming and that's a fact
I always fight on the flag, 'cause the roads are whack
Forget about that, let's go into the quest
About a orc named blah-blah-blah who I thought was the best
So we started some pre-mades and a 2 v 2 team
Nothing too hardcore we played casually
Arena takes a lot of practice and careful plannin'
Can't just run in facerollin' with no understandin'
We were doin' pretty good I thought we were elite
But something deep down stunk like troll feet
Even though our ratings were up and she wasn't no fool
Every team that we faced knew they were gonna get schooled
It was all good until I caught her one day
I pugged a WSG and both flags were in play
She was in the graveyard AFK, so I sent her a tell
I said, "Yo, WTF?" she said "Oh, I'm on defense."
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say you just defend
And you say you just defend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say you just defend
But you say you just defend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say you just defend
But you say you just defend...

So I came to her vent for a surprise visit
To talk to my orc that was so exquisite
It was the weekend, I knew she was there
She was probably bored we were between seasons
I got the vent info from her guild leader
I started up vent and put in the password
I was sad to see she was in a private room
So I checked if she was in-game with a slash who
I sent her a tell, she was in AV
But she didn't say nuttin' she was ignorin' me
I said to the admin "Yo 'min, let me up in dat!"
She didn't hear me come in because she turned off sound events
I heart her talking about a thread on 4chan,
She was a nasty orc, even I was like "Damn!"
But even worse than that, she was AFK in the BG
She musta been whack, thinkin' honor was free
So please listen to the message that I say
Don't ever pvp with an orc who says she just defends.